You know what I need to make, a 40oz vending machine.  Like a soda machine, but with 40's.  Every frat in America would buy one.  Am I a genius or what?

I guess the Japanese has something else that I'm jealous of:


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This morning I awoke before my alarm, a very rare happening.  This meant I got a stout 6 hours of sleep, which is more than usual.  I was hoping that this was a good omen for the day, but so far I have not seen it.

Many people have been talking recently in nostaligic intropective sperts and of course I got caught up in it.    It lead me to thinking ( Read more... )

I knew I dressed as the right contestant!


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It has come to my attention that some people think I do NOTHING.  To the untrained eye people see a lazy ass slacker asleep on the couch at 5 in the afternoon.  Well, the trained eye sees that as well, but there's a bigger picture....

Because I have third-shift induced insomnia I often do not go to bed until I crash in the afternoon.  I see people ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to think this Danger Mouse motief is too bright and chipper  Maybe I'll change it soon.  Anyway, Jon is in the process of moving out and SOMEONE needs to take his place, i mean, this appartment will not just clean itself....

The following is a rough idea of what I want the new roomate we're going to have to get to fill out:

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Well that was uplifting!  Maybe for once I'll sleep well.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) ( Read more... )

"And dance a crooked chalkline around my missing milkbox mind,

Paint it China white wrap with scraps of tinfoil fraying twine,

Over Dixie, though the Yankee, cross over my back line,

So burn it down to carbon, carving my little crop circle sign."


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"They Live" such a bad movie with so much potential.  I did however enjoy the the black and white cinematography.


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