Where do they come from?

[dangerbyca]

Sometimes I believe that companies scour the sewers of human depravity to fill their lower ranks. To keep myself from going on another interoffice safari I periodically walk the call center area of our fine establishment to clear my head. Today I noticed someone quite odd

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what to do what to do what to do... *cracks his fingers*

[jonny_del]

i've come to the conclusion that i would mostly definetly ask this gentleman if hes ever met jeremy sisto. his response would most likely be a blank expression, followed by him scratching his "solar panel."

while hes about 2 seconds (no more, no less) into scratching, i've already delivered an atomic wedgie. an atomic wedgie of such proportion that his own back sweat would make his eyes burn... and... he'd be able to read his own name on the waisteband. (upside-down no less)

after this... he is most likely showing signs of what we call in our common tongue... "humiliation."

of course... i would say thank you after all this and then.. well.. just walk away i guess. what more is there to do after that? really...

*this is jd's complete affinity for going over the top*
*this is also an example of jd bending the truth*

i'd never do any of that afore-mentioned stuff of course... that'd be wicked mean...

this is me saying goodbye for now...

or maybe this man's job will be mine in 40 years? *scratches his solar panel*

i dunno...jd