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"Waitress" is a shitty, shitty movie. Don't waste your time and money, seriously.

Today the air was hot and thick. I slept late and woke up with my covers thrown off and my cat lying next to my feet. I got dressed in my running clothes and went outside for my jog, but it was too hot to run, and so instead of running I walked up the big hill across from my house. Up at the top of the hill were hundreds of wild strawberries hiding ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I have recently come to a realization about myself, and it is this: I hate pants. Whenever they are on my body, I am, at some level, deeply unhappy. When I come home from a long shift at work, my first thought isn't "Now I can wash the dishwater smell off my hands," or "Yes, I can wash my gross greasy face!" It's "Time to get ( Read more... )

My wisdom teeth have been removed. It hurts. I haven't eaten anything since Thursday. I can't brush my teeth and my mouth tastes like death.

I am not a happy camper.

My mom is cooking onions in the kitchen. They smell good but it's all a filthy lie, because they are going to be incorporated into hamburger pie, which is one of the more disgusting foods known to man ( Read more... )

Yesterday I wore my brand new red flats for the first time. The are extremely bright and pointy toed and I had people telling me that they were cute all day, but I still wasn't quite sure how I felt about them. So I was walking down the stairs in the library at about 5:00 in the afternoon when I was confronted by an extremely adorable little girl, ( Read more... )

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