Thanks, but no thanks, Susan.

[dangermike]

Hello, LiveJournal! You've probably been worried about me. Here's a quick update: First of all, I had to trade in Susan Sarandon. Nothing personal. It's just that, like most guys, once you can have what you've been chasing, you no longer want it. After her inexplicable breakup with Tim, she called, and the fire just wasn't there anymore

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[curiousalice]

You didn't even want to be rebound guy for Susie?

And - oh - do you still harbor feelings for Helen Mirren?

I've gotta say, she's been looking FANTASTIC on all the latest award shows. I can only hope that I age as well. She makes gray hair look sexy.