*dangerous, but definitely please smile* Belle. Daughter-in-law. I congratulate you upon your return to the land of the living. *hands her a neatly wrapped package, containing a deceptively plain scimitar-like knife that is insanely sharp and generally evil* You missed the holidays, so I was unable to present you with this gift at the appropriate time.
*returns the smile with one of her own, as well as a bow* Thank you, I'm delighted to be back. * -- and this is a beam as she takes the package, and an expression of absolute delight as she sees the knife* Oh, it's beautiful. Being unavoidably detained, I had no time to think of anything for the holidays, so my present to you will be to put this knife to good use. *smiiiiles*
*nods, expression becoming even more overly dangerous -- though obviously not towards Belle* I would expect no less. What plans do you have, now that your regretabble absence has come to an end?
*smiles as well, pleasantly thoughtful though still with a rather appraising edge to it* Tiresias Hades. A pleasure, I'm most certain, given that you've not only met Acheron's requirements for a wife but also appear to have rather impressed my wife.
*nods respectfully* Belle Zelle. A pleasure and an honour. And the same can be said of my impressing your wife, for I'm flattered to be capable of impressing a woman of her caliber.
*HA. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS. HI, 'LONA. <3* *looks pleased* Ah, Mrs. Hades. Just the woman I wanted to see. * -- and bows, because apparently Mary and Ti are the only two people towards whom she shows respect/deference, and it's always a good idea to be polite to someone whose son you want to kill*
Yes. *and gets right to the point* The current state of your son Phlegethon -- namely, that he is walking, breathing, and generally performing other actions associated with the state of living -- and the likelihood of your allowing me to change this. *bladelike smile*
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So you would be my new daughter-in-law.
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