Guess everyone should know, right. Me and Misha broke up.

FUCK YES!

Fuuucking hell I almost forgt.

You know how weird shit happens all over London all the time and everytime your like "whoa wft..."

Okay imagine that feeling, but even weirder, cos last night at the Vatican I saw Jorja and FUCK ME she got hot.

SO. Chloeo, checkit: blackbirdsonnet

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Dude, am I ok? I only fucking killed my best mate. No way in hell I'm ok.

I need to be so drunk so bad right now. Christopher's dead, and I ain't never gonna be.

Yeah. I headbutted Christopher back to death.

It would've been the way he wanted to go.

What kind of 6 year old kid signs a note 'yours faithfully'? And asks me to go to a museum? I dont think I've ever even been IN a museam, i can't even spell it without looking at her note! 0_o

Spose I better, tho, or her demon mama'll rip my balls off. Whee. It's fun to be Lucas!

CELEBRATING HAVING TWO FUCKING ARMS AGAIN.

Whee.

Deirdre (shit your name is impossible to spell) talk to me bout theater stuff when I'm over my hangover? Sweet.

Hey dude, postcard here for you. Suspiciously Del-ish handwriting, figured you probably wanted to know.

Jesus, it's been like nine days and look at my bruises still 0_o

Least now my cast is as colourful as the rest of me, better to look at though. Alessa's a genius but we all knew that anyway.

So we fucked around with goverment shit for a while the other day, and it's all complicated, seeing as I wasn't technically employed, like I hadn't signed ( Read more... )