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[dangerousbeans]

This is one of those headlines that might mean something else entirely if it were from an American newspaper... "Seagull becomes crisp shoplifter"

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I saw a seagull yesterday...

[nancath]

it had this ring thing around its neck that was maybe eight or nine inches round and it could not get the thing off and I was wondering how in the heck this thing got around its neck. It must have tried to get at some garbage somewhere and stuck its head thru this wierd thing and then the round thing just stayed there. Every time it tried to take off it was too heavy and would only fly 20 yards or so and then land on something else. Then it would sit on some car roof and think to itself, "Man, this is like forgetting my car keys and I gotta be to work in fifteen minutes. Or more like, I am a flying bird who does not know what pie R squared is, but I want this darn donut thing off my damn neck right now or I'm gonna attack someone!" He was pretty frustrated I am sure. "Dogh! I knew I should NOT have stuck my head in there. Someone's nasty old pizza crust. Not worth it!"