Science 101- [Video 01]

[dangerouscience]

Can someone tell me why the entire city is made out of gingerbread and candy all of a sudden? This is scientifically unsound, even if it is pretty tasty. It kind of reminds me of that children book I read a long time ago.

Also, is it consider vandalism and a crime if someone takes a bite out of the police department?

[Because she looking at a few

Comments

[highwarlockmb]

Do you want to be arrested? Regardless of how ludicrous it would be to call eating a gingerbread house destruction of public property, I wouldn't be the one broadcasting it for everyone to hear unless I was so bored I wanted to start trouble.

And if that's the case, well done. {He's assuming that's your handiwork}

[dangerouscience]

Somehow I think throwing me in jail would be ridiculous. If the interior is about the same as the exterior you could probably just chew right through the prison bars.

[Best time to commit crimes, right?]

Yeah, I'm not the culprit who did that. I think it'd be frowned on if a officer was eating their workplace.

[She did eat a piece of a bench on her way over here though...]

[highwarlockmb]

You're a member of the police?

[dangerouscience]

Yes, though I picked a weird time to be hired.

[Snow that was powdered sugar and everything made out of dessert?]

[dangerouscience]

How do we even file that?

Citizen charged with property damage and vandalism by eating said edible property?

I wonder if everyone is indulging in eating city property?

[mudbloodhater]

I do believe it's because the entire city likes to toy with our minds.

And cheers to whomever bit the pleeze department.

[dangerouscience]

Do things like this always happen in this city?

I don't think they'll be too pleased when they're fined for destruction of city property. Edible or not.

[Yeah, you're going to for eating a edible establishment.]

I hope people can control themselves, no matter how delicious some of these buildings look.

[mudbloodhater]

Of coures they do. Tends to shift with the moon, we've noticed. Clearly you haven't been here long.

So if someone chooses to eat their own appliances, is that still destructution of city property? I hardly think we own the appliances, being that people just wander into cottages.

[dangerouscience]

With the moon? Huh, interesting. And no, I haven't been here too long to see scientific abnormalities like this.

Considering they're in your home I wouldn't think it would be. Which is far different than taking a bite out of a police department or even the courthouse.

I don't make the laws, I just enforce them. Even if it's under silly circumstances.

[foulballs]

I'd say that a three-point felony. We have to get to the bottom of this... Down to the last crumb!

1/2

[dangerouscience]

[Ba-dum-tish. Really? Did he just say that?]

2/2

[dangerouscience]

[Not sure if he meant it, but....fftt. Trying not to laugh.]

Right. I guess we'll be taking a bite out of crime since they took a bite out of our precinct.

[foulballs]

[It was a joke! He appreciates a detective with a sense of humor!]

That's just how the cookie crumbles, isn't it? Let's not mince words. Give me the details on the scene of the crime. I want you to turnover and inspect every detail!