Before I arrived at the loft for work this morning my co-worker Zach was robbed at gunpoint ( Read more... )

hit a straight lick
with a crooked stick

nice

Dominique La Rue ( Read more... )

in ....!

ah!!! so ur the girl making all that noise last night....

give that girl a rest already,
leave that poor girl alone

i feel like shit ( Read more... )

Sorry Lilah you didn't get the promotion.
They chose me.
I'm clearly the guy.
You could've had it but, you didn't have what it takes.
An evil hand.
I mean come on who here does?
Huh?
Leone doesn't.
Charlie doesn't.
CHARLIE!!!
You do know you gave me a evil hand right?
I've been writing "KILL, KILL, KILL" on everything.
It's crazy. it's crazy.
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girl you so fine
you can
start a fire without a match,
catch a fish without a hook,
make a blind man see!

We do! (The Stonecutters Song)


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