best quote ever

Apr 10, 2005 17:30

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Leave a comment

Comments 2

burnthegreat April 10 2005, 17:52:36 UTC
i belive you are on to something here. i have 4 cats some bread and butter. it is time to experiment!

Reply


suicide2121 April 10 2005, 19:20:12 UTC
That is brilliant. Could that work with dogs? I have one that just pee'd on the carpet.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up