Apr 10, 2005 17:30
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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