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ME: hi-five!
KID: no.
CONOR: you don't know where her hand has been.
ME: it's been in my vagina.
KID: you have a boy's hair cut.
CONOR: it's cause she's a lesbian.
ME: yeah, i like titties.
CONOR: actually, she's pretty straight.
ME: yeah, i like the cock.
one of the coolest conversations i think i have ever had with a ten year old.
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lazing on a sunny afternoon.
and i can't sail my yacht, he's taken everything i've got.
all i've gots this sunny afternoon.
save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
i gotta big fat momma tryin to break me.
and i love to live so pleasantly, live this life of luxury.
lazin on a summer afternoon.
in the summer time.
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