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[dango_diva]

So can anyone tell me why exactly birthdays are supposed to be 'happy'?  Because seriously, knowing that I'm one year older? SUCKS.  Nothing good ever came from getting old dammit.

But, as I do try to be optimistic about things every now and again or at least I'd like to think I do...rather then moping around the apartment, today I took a page

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[maverickentropy]

Happy Birthday Anko :)

Quick Question. How much water do you usually give Gertrude?

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You're NOT old. And- I made something for you.

[dango_diva]

Aww, thank you hun! I usually give her about four ounces a day? Something like that. If I miss the day before I'll usually give her double, but somewhere around thereabouts.

[Private]
Bah, stop thanking me kiddo. People might start to get the wrong idea or something :) And yes...I am. But it's sweet of you to say otherwise ♥

And boyfriend don't know if that's the exact term I'd use or not...? or no, I'd like to see anyone keep presents from me or hurt those who gift me with said presents ♥♥

You makin' out ok?
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[maverickentropy]

Ok, I just wanted to check. I've been watering her and stuff, it could be that she misses you. (I might not be all that great of company - who knows?)

[Private]
Wrong idea? How can it be possible to get the wrong idea from simply thanking you? :) (I get it I get it. I'll stop.)

Ah k - see I figured that a beautiful woman like yourself would have been taken by now.

And I guess the other depends on how long the average person can tread water.
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[dango_diva]

Might just be with the funky air in the area? (There's this little thing called self-esteem we need to work on it appears :) You need to stop sweating the small stuff.)

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People might actually expect me to be a nice person or something lol...not an image I need to be projecting~

Uh yeah...that's kinda a new development honestly...still trying to wrap my head around the idea of it. And looks have nothing to do with the fact if you're a hateful bitch~♥

...I really do worry about you sweetheart. Please do not do anything rash. I obviously cannot stop you if that's what you want to do, but I just don't know how to convey how wrong I think that particular path is for you...or anyone really.

[puppet_facade]

Your birthday's wha's "so late in th'year"? So then, this means you're turnin' fifty, righ'? If you tol' me earlier, I could've picked up a presen' fer you when I went out.

Pills? Duly noted. Excuse my ability t'look into th'future an' see tha' a troublesome woman was goin' t'invade th'medicine cabinet. If you wan' th' painkillers 'fore I get back, they're in th' purple bottle.

Tat's lookin' good, an' since you got such a large one s'gonna be hard fer me to "shut up" 'bout it. Trus' a complete stranger wit' a needle, but give me hell 'bout it. S'pecially if I can't touch you there while its maturin'.

[dango_diva]

...yeah. Kinda lost track of the time with work being so freakin' busy and everything else.

Ho ho ho you've got jokes, dontcha brat? See if you're laying hands on this fifty year old anytime soon. 28 you ass. That's partially the reason I don't say anything until after the fact. I don't like it when people feel that they have to get me anything. Though the thought is appreciated. ♥

Can't see how it would be that surprising seeing as how I've invaded everything else hmm? And thank you kindly, I do appreciate it~

Glad you approve though if you hadn't there wouldn't be a whole hell of a lot either of us could do about it at this point hmm? And that does not count on the same level as a hypodermic needle. But if you thought I clawed your arm up pretty bad for that one shot, you should see that poor chair I left ♥ Did you not stop and think that just maybe I'm trying to work through that litte phobia? I'd point out that there are plenty of other places worthy of your attention that were left untouched, but unless you can

[puppet_facade]

Ohh, twenty-eight. Well, close 'nough. Whatever, I got you one an' I'm not returnin' it. Th' woman I got it from said somethin' 'bout it's good for agin' skin.

Poor chair, poor tattoo guy. You give me a chance tonigh' an' I'll make sure I cover every single place you c'n think of. ♥ Contrast t'popular belief, yeah, I do stop an' think 'bout it. So far you have 7/10 from me.

[dango_diva]

Hardly. Though now I can understand your lack of furniture because if you had a couch your ass would soo be sleeping there tonight ♥

You had almost sold me on the idea but now I'm wondering if my oh-so-sensitive and aging skin can handle such lavish attentions.

If I knew for sure that you were being sarcastic or serious I'd either have a 'fuck you' or a 'thank you' in that instance.

[redwhite_impact]

[The following arrived in an envelope bound to a package wrapped in brown paper addressed to Anko. From the outside it is anonymous, presumably because the writer would prefer to keep his or her location unknown. The envelope itself is quite thick. The following is folded up inside, and slides out the easiest:]

[dango_diva]

Thank you doll ♥

And don't I usually play nice~? Though he may have some slight objection to the effect being labeled 'the boy toy' lol

You know I'm so there! Now I just have to decide what to come as ♥ Got a few ideas in mind, just have to make a decision I suppose.

I'm definitely in, just cross your fingers for me in the hopes of bringing him along as well~