Peculiar Prompt Response

[danian]

There's no reason, nor justification for this but that I had fun. :)
(it is possible my brain has overheated, Summer has hit)



Hurry, scurry, flurry
I hear a taxi’s beep -
The parents are coming,
Hide the cock-rings and sheep

We’ve got to put clothes on
Make everything right -
Get your shirt from the table
My jeans off the light

Get the lube from the sofa,
The bookcase and stairs
(Ow! Shit! The zipper’s got
Caught in my hairs!)

The “Gay Kama Sutra”
Has got to be hidden
And just why does the kitchen
Resemble a midden?

Of course, I remember -
That thing with the fish,
The oysters, the custard and
Cream-puffish dish

And, since I remember,
My stomach is queasy -
This thing with the in-laws
Is not going to be easy

I’m going to look like
A right proper twit!
My nerves are in tatters,
My mails are all bit!

And whenever you deign to
Glance in my direction
My penis thinks “wow!”
And - instant erection.

The living room’s tidy,
The bedroom is locked,
They’re climbing the stairs
But haven’t yet knocked.

So tell me love-
With all of the secrets
That we have to keep
Can’t we just stake
That damn vampire sheep?