Thanks, Hannah. Now I'm a corpse.

[daniel_johns]

Randomly, why is my Gothic name Mummified Corpse while Ben's is... Velvet Dreams?

... Guess it's better than Chris' Velvet Crotch.

Proper update later. I'm busy trying to suffocate Hannah with some blankets. Cheers.

Comments

[msi_kitty]

I'm Evil Fairy

that's actually kind of cool

I'm sorry you had to be dead

Re:

[daniel_johns]

You're right, that's much cooler than being a corpse. At least I wasn't something like a "moist, soggy" corpse, or a "crispy". ... Or something.

[slidethedoll]

Beautifully Decayed.

couldnt have said it better

[daniel_johns]

At least you are a beautiful decay. Kind of like Chris' velvety crotch.

[slidethedoll]

id really rather not think about that

[c__ricci]

hi i'm the vicious mistress

Guess it's better than Chris' Velvet Crotch

hahaha *dies*

ben is the special one it would seem.

[daniel_johns]

Ben just sucks. He wishes he was a mummified corpse, or a velvet crotch... Or a vicious mistress.

[wfxmike]

Gilded Crotch

your name is definitely cooler than mine... i'm scared.

[daniel_johns]

I think, after much consideration, that they both suck equally as much. Gilded Crotch, Mummified Corpse, how are we to win? Why do I suddenly wonder if Tutankhamon had a gilded coddle-piece?

[wfxmike]

hahaha, that is something to wonder.
having the last name of 'crotch' as compared to 'corpse', though... i'd much rather have corpse. it sounds cooler.

[daniel_johns]

So... you want to be a Gilded Corpse? I'd take Mummified Crotch... Or not, now that I think of it.

[morganxlander]

Morbid Princess hah my name is the shit. I think I should go by that from now on*laughs*..no I won't.
Catch ya later, Mummified Corpse*grins*
--Morgan

[daniel_johns]

Morbid Princess kicks Mummified Corpse ass. *sigh*

[morganxlander]

aw, I think mummified corpse..is erm..cool.*laughs* would you rather have Velvet Crotch?

Re:

[daniel_johns]

If it's a pleasure to stroke it... Yes.