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dankegracht

Saturday Night

Jan 22, 2006 00:59

Well the big party plans for the evening were foiled by a missing chunk of asphalt up on Lexington. I took a massive spill to the ground. I rolled my ankle but strangely it's my foot that kills. I thought it'd go away but I can hardly walk on it now. My neighbours prescribed their couch, frozen vegetables, and Napoleon Dynamite. I added in the beer ( Read more... )

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nuclearfruit January 22 2006, 19:33:26 UTC

Awww. Get an ankle brace and ice it. Were you wearing your sex boots?

dankegracht January 22 2006, 20:58:29 UTC

I wish. Sex boots would give me an excuse. I was wearing flats. It's my foot so an ankle brace won't do anything. I still can barely walk on it so I'll probably get it checked out if it's not getting better by tomorrow or Tuesday. Have a frozen burrito on it now.

fernignli January 22 2006, 22:27:14 UTC

What a waste of a burrito.

My friend Rachel took a spill yesterday, very similar to yours. Scraped up her knees but good. Crazy girls.

best pickup line ever eastbayted January 22 2006, 20:52:16 UTC

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

important addendum eastbayted January 22 2006, 20:55:41 UTC

Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

Re: important addendum dankegracht January 22 2006, 21:02:08 UTC

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

GOSH!

I can't believe Deb is the girl from Corina, Corina (Whoopie Goldberg's greatest film) and that seal movie.

Re: important addendum dorofud January 23 2006, 10:08:47 UTC

N.D. is such an asshole I couldn't enjoy that movie fully. Pedro, was cool, that scene with the guy driving over the tupperware was hilarious. Other than that, all I can remember is what a dick Napoleon was. I was a geek, sorta, but I wasn't an asshole until recently.