☯ VI ☯

[danmaku_miko]

[Due to the efforts of several individuals--all of whom Reimu has likely forgotten--the Hakurei Shrine is, once again, up for business. The Shrine Maiden's beloved donation box sat outside the building, empty save for some bottles and a coupon to McNetherburgers--No money at all. While this was an entirely normally occurrence for Reimu, she still

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XD Why Slowpoke?

[youkai_hunting]

Ah Reimu! There you are! I've been looking all over for you!

Because!

[danmaku_miko]

Oh, you. I've been at the shrine. If you're here to take my shrine, you can go get your own.

Fair enough

[youkai_hunting]

Hardly.

Reimu, we need to work together if we are to defeat Baal.

[danmaku_miko]

We?

[pet_moonrabbit]

A pet, Reimu...?

... and am I the only person who's donated so far?

[danmaku_miko]

No pet at all. He's simply an appreciative visitor to the Hakurei Shrine.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Really?

So he's donated, then?

[danmaku_miko]

No.

But he will soon.

[xinshanquangal]

Speaking of pink creatures, here's another one! Or at least a creature clad in pink. A human, specifically, and this is the only shrine she's actually seen that looks shrine-like. In a Japanese sorta way, anyway.

Hmm. You Reimu?

[danmaku_miko]

[Sips her tea beside the Slowpoke.]

Yes.

[xinshanquangal]

Some gal told me you an' I oughta have a talk about some of this kidnapping nonsense that's been goin' on. So.

Stance shift -- battle stance! Cue "War in China!"

Let's talk!

There's a sort of tongue in cheek about this; she's SERIOUS, for certain, but not "Imma kill you" serious. Odd.

[danmaku_miko]

...There's something very backwards about this.

[Reimu stands up and picks up her gohei. She doesn't really take on any sort of battle stance.]

What do I have to do with the kidnappings?

[regular_witch]

Whoa, the hell is that thing, Reimu?

[danmaku_miko]

I have no idea, Marisa. It just...came up a while ago.

It hasn't donated yet, either.

[regular_witch]

That part doesn't surprise me. Doesn't even look like it's got anything to donate.

[danmaku_miko]

Of course not. He's got no pants. How can someone donate something if they don't even have pants?

[hungryprincess]

So nice to see you making new friends, dear.

[danmaku_miko]

He's no friend. He's a grateful individual making a donation.

...Eventually.

[hungryprincess]

Does he have any money?

[danmaku_miko]

He doesn't have any pants.