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[danmilburn]

This morning Aileen called me to say that when she left the house this morning there was a pigeon sitting on the doorstep. It didn't look obviously injured, but nor did it move when she opened the door, walked past it, and slammed the door behind her

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[gileswl]

Don't you see what you've done? This was first of a new race of super-pigeon, evolved to be perfectly adapted for stealth and infiltration missions. Now that it has learned the weakness of your defenses, when the cyborg mutant killer warrior-pigeons are released from the underground laboratories deep in the jungles of South America, you and Eileen will be among the first to fall to their adamantium wings and high-energy resonating cooing, as they begin their ruthless final assault upon the world of men.

[truckerr]

Come on, Eileen taloo-rye-aye
Come on, Eileen taloo-rye-aye too ra too ra too loo ra

[wg]

I'm feeling a bit faint this evening, so no twirling around in the centre of a circle of LJ'ers to the fast bits of the song i'm afraid. Just hearing the song gives me flashbacks to school disco's and similarly cheesy events where I would be expected to give my all to the song (and its not even my name!) :D

[truckerr]

I'm listening to it right now - it's great! :D

[truckerr]

It wasn't a racer was it (would have had a tag on it's foot)? One landed on my windowledge once and just flew off when it was ready, a day or so later.

[danmilburn]

It did have a tag, so I think this is the most likely explanation. :)

[pikelet]

Your pigeon-fu is strong, young one.

[veggiesu]

Dude, where's my answers?