This is unfrigganbelievable.

Do any of you have a working DarkTower set that you'd be willing to sell me for less than $200?? In fact, I only want to borrow it. I'll bring it back after a week or two.

David Cross wrote a letter to Larry the Cable Guy. I'm prefacing the link with a description in the hopes that each of you will actually, truly read this, because it is some seriously funny shit.

An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy.

Oh my God, they've offered me the job.
I will now work for these people.This is quite possibly the first good thing to happen to me in a very long time ( Read more... )

Any of you who currently own a PS2 must immediately drop whatever meaningless thing you are doing and go purchase this game.

This is not a drill.

I just clung to the back of a 150-yard long stone bird thing in flight until I could scamper out onto its wing and stab it to death with my sword.

Also - I had another fantastic apocalyptic dream last ( Read more... )

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/rusty.html

car's totalled out ( Read more... )

U.S. Army Smashes Records as Young Republicans Rush to Enlist


this is good.

Never, ever wear a sweater with a nylon jacket.

"No no no, this sucker's electrical, but it requires a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need."

Burying your dad is hard.

Thank you so much - all of you who came to the service and everyone who called - thank you for your support.