The party Pan threw was a fucking masterpiece. We got all kinds of funding from the studio for it and all the cast and crew got raises. Unfuckingbelievable. Usually those tightwad studio heads will sell a kidney before extending a movie's budget. One little visit with Pan and they can't write the checks fast enough ( Read more... )

What the fuck were Mikey and me thinking? Tom Cruise as a lead actor? Sure, he makes money at the box office, but kids today? They don't want to see Cruise. He's over the hill. Reminds them of their fucking parents. It's like a sign from god, really. We lost all the tape of everything we shot for the movie ( Read more... )

Un-fucking-believable. Turns out the only way to save this shit town is for Angel's kid to go into some fucking hell dimension (though, has anyone not realized LA is pretty much a hell dimension?) and do some ritual with a key. I don't want to know about the ritual, it sounds kinky enough with no details, thanks. Turns out he has a spare kid, a ( Read more... )

You want to know what is fucking awesome? Firing a fucking crossbow and listening a mother fucking demon howl in pain. Though when it's a vampire and they turn to dust? Pretty fucking cool there too. Much better than the lame ass special affects we have to use in movies. Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, we've come a long way with special effects ( Read more... )

Mother fuckers. Like Star and the others don't have enough to fucking contend with, they get attacked in the fucking hotel now? During day light hours with guys with guns? What the fuck is up with these goddamn demons carrying fucking guns? That club incident, all them hostages and those demons with guns. Fucking pisses me the fuck off. I'd like to ( Read more... )

Mikey has some fucking weird friends. No, really, they are fucking freaky. These books that Dylan kid gave me? I swear to christ, I'm having goddamn nightmares because of them. The details on how to perform the sacrifices is gruesome enough. Don't need the fucking pictures ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking christ, the world is falling the fuck apart. The rain of fire is over, but it's not safe to walk outside. Two of the girls who were staying here, left against Star's request. Got themselves turned and Star and that vamp detective guy, Angel, had to take them out. Shook Star up to have to finish off her girls, but she got something out ( Read more... )

Fucking earthquakes. You don't get this shit in New York. Mother fucking Nature and her temperamental mood swings. I think I twisted my fucking ankle trying to get a couple of Mindy, Monica, some M name girl's kids out of the way when the house started to shake. At least everyone seems to be all right ( Read more... )

Fuck. The city is fucking going to hell. No, really, this isn't one of those LA is a piece of shit rants. The city is really fucking going to hell. There are demons. DEMONS. They are outside my fucking studio fighting with each other ( Read more... )

Holy fucking hell. Mikey's buddy Rhia came through. I got no clue what the fuck she did to make Sabrina sign the papers, but I'm almost a free man. I wrote the settlement check and just waiting for the papers to finish being filed ( Read more... )