Time to rip this bitch a new one
I'm eating ice cream. OMFG is that HUGE!? No, Heather, the only thing that's huge...is YOU.
So, I made up some shit in study hall last week and I told Heather that I was not a virgin. I told her I had sex at my job on that Sunday before. I also told her not to tell anyone. Lo and behold, she goes blabbing to Annie and Val. Like I knew she would. You see, we already knew Heather was a liar. So I made this up to catch her in her lies.
And I was absent the day after I told her. She's in the gym talking shit about me, apparently, in 7th hour. What...the blue fuck? She eats more shit than she can back up so she might as well just close her mouth.
So I come to school the next day. I'm on a mission. Over my one day break, I think: "Could Heather have lied to me about John Martin?" So I go up to him and I'm like "John, have you ever said anything about me behind my back before April?" He says "No, I never said anything, why?" And I'm like "Because I think we're being lied to."
So we have a little conversation but we're interrupted by Sharon and Heather. Heather tries to talk to me and Sharon wraps her leg around me. Since John doesn't get along with them, he keeps walking. I politely walk away from them and back over to John. We finish our conversation on the way to the lunch room, but we're not done.
I go sit at my lunch table. Heather comes over, all "pissed", saying John is telling people this girl has AIDS and that she does too. But she won't tell me this. She tells everyone else at the lunch table. So I start to get pissed off. She walks away a few minutes later and leaves the lunch room. This gives me and Annie time to talk.
I tell Annie everything John said. She tells me that the only reason she hated John was because of the things Heather said.
BAM. Lunch is over. Apparently, John and Heather got in a fight. Heather punched him a few times across the face but...he never hit back.
Supposedly, in the past when they were going out, John hit Heather and threw her places and everything.
Question: If John hit Heather in the past, why would he let Heather hit him without hitting her back?
So in English, the following hour, Annie tells me that Heather told her that I lost my virginity. SMACK DAB! She's been caught. Again.
I come up with this conspiracy theory that Heather has been trying all semester to get people to hate John. So, when a lot of people do, she hits him across the face to make people praise her and get on her side so she can have our school wrapped around her little finger.
We have a little talk and I tell Annie about her poetry book. Heather came up with this idea to throw Annie's shit all out of her locker. So we go over to her locker and Heather takes her poetry book out and throws it on the floor. I, being REALLY pissed off, take the notebook and throw it outside. That's the story.
Annie tells me she hated Sharon because of an entry in her live journal about her dad and stuff. I'm like "WTF!? Who told you that!?" "Heather." "I see. Well, Sharon never did any of that! She wrote like 5 questions in your live journal with the 'who, what, when, where, why' and everything else, EVERYTHING ELSE, was Heather." "How do you know that?" "Heather and Sharon came running up to me and told me about it. Sharon said she posted five questions in your live journal and Heather was like 'I made up the stuff after it to make it look like Sharon was bad ass' or something like that. Then, after Sharon leaves, Heather tries to tell me that Sharon made up everything else."
This is all in one day, mind you.
Now, on Monday, after a weekend break of me hanging up on Heather whenever she called, I get to school and the FIRST thing I do is go up to Heather.
Me: "How does Annie know I'm not a virgin anymore?"
Heather: "I told her."
Me: "Why would you tell her that after I specifically told you not to?"
Heather: "She's my best friend!" (Let's stop there really quick. Annie and Heather don't even talk as much anymore. Annie told me that herself. Heather told me that she and Val are better friends that Annie and her will ever be. So Heather just contradicted herself.)
Me: "Really? Well, we've caught you in about five lies this past week alone. Don't call me. Don't IM me. Stay the fuck away from me. We don't want to have anything to do with you anymore, you stupid bitch."
Did I mention she started walking away before I even finished? She tries to tell ME that I can't stand up and back my shit up? Sorry, Heather. You're the one who walked away like the big bitch you are.
So I find her greatest journal today and read her posts about me. So I respond. Go check your comments, Heather. :]
You're done. Over with. No one LIKES you. You lied to Wynn about the fair this past weekend. You lied to Val about the fair. You TOLD me about Val's dad. You lie all around. No one wants you. Seriously, in the literal sense of the word, go die.