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[dannyboi]

Why do people come to work and then parade around the floor telling people how sick they are??? Stay the fuck home and stop spreading your germs!

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[kaileo]

The underlying subtext:

"Look at me! I am dying and I am here! What a good employee I am! Fear my work ethic! Also, take pity on me and send me home with pay, you know that me being here with my cooties freaks you out!"

[clockwatcher]

The reason I come to work when I'm sick is because I get a hard time if I'm not at work.