So, I get in the car with my dad. He’s some to pick me up from Joey’s house. And I’m “sick” (just a fucking cough), so I cough. My dad immediately turns to me and in one of those solemn, I’m not going to yell, I’m just going to scare the shit out of you with my extremely low and quiet voice. So he slowly says to me, “David, you cannot be sick when
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