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[dannydesario]

Nandini (my niece) only likes two songs:

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and

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singing one of these songs will usually make her stop crying when she's being fussy, and i like the second song way more but i can't speak that language which means that whenever i'm trying to get her to chill out i have to sing the EEEEEEEEH AHWEE AHWUMBAWEH song and that's embarrassing.

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[molasses__]

love everything about this post.

[kingnixon]

according to wikipedia (therefore true), that should be Uyimbube and it means "you are a lion" in zulu.

also: http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/

[dannydesario]

Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.

^^^i read that like 8 times and each time made me happier than the one before

[kingnixon]

mazzy i feel you have not taken this dire warning of imminent harm in the appropriate light

[dannydesario]

"When you see this man on screen, his eyes wander all over you like a caged New York City rat. They seek out your curves and muscles with eerie desire. Those are not the eyes of someone you can trust. His mischievous grin suggests rape and sex and wanting to violate any thing he comes into contact with in the dead of night."

also "ghostbussers" lol