An ode to Corey...

[dannysyvret]

I woke up this morning and received a notice someone had bought me a virtual gift. I thought that was pretty awesome, and figured maybe my boyfriend got me one or something. It wasn't from Cogs, but my good old buddy from Junior and our time together on the Canadian Jr. team. So everyone can appreciate the truely moving gift, here's what he gave

Comments

[acogliano]

you're awesome! I think I have a 'real' gift for you!

[dannysyvret]

A "real" gift, eh? I like the things you give me... any hints?

[acogliano]

it involvves me!

[dannysyvret]

oooh... i like those kind. naked?

[perrycorey]

Why do you have to smear my reputation with such slander? I've never had any problems scoring. On and off the ice.

[perrycorey]

Oh and three times a day I'm going on your profile page and laughing my ass off at the gay pony right next to you.
I'M GETTING ANGRY COREY BECAUSE MY COMMENTS ARE NOT POSTING.

[dannysyvret]

Slander? Kind of like gay ponys?

Hahaha...

I love you corey perry! Maybe I'll write you some more poetry later.

[perrycorey]

The poetry is kinda really freaking me out. Is that what you do with your man? Go to operas and read poetry over tea?

Who doesn't love me is the question.

[dannysyvret]

fuck no we don't watch opera. that's the shit with the chicks wearing horn hats, right?

it's FUNNY. there's a whole book of hockey haiku, dude. you should read it. it's awesome!

and I take back the whole love thing...

[shawnhorcoff10]

That looks like something my daughter plays with.

[dannysyvret]

yeah... I know. But just for the record I did NOT have a gay pony in juniors. That was ALL PEARS.

[shawnhorcoff10]

haha if you say so.