So I called out sick from work last night so that I could go to the doctor today, and my principal said, "Bring back a doctor's note." And I don't know how to take that. Does he mean that he just wants to have all his ducks in a row, and he doesn't want to show favoritism by asking one teacher for a note when he suspects they're lying and not
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Really, though, the principal should either ask everybody or ask nobody for doctors' notes, or apply some consistent, uniform and well-understood criterion. Sometime in his career, somebody will turn into a slacker, and if he's been inconsistent in details like this, it will take an extra two or three years to cure the slacker.
New York is like that.
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What if you ask, he gives the correct (ducks in a row) answer, and you aren't sure if he was being honest? What then? Do you ask him about his answer later and weird him out? Do you bug his office to see if he is talking about you? Do you find is diary and read it to see if your name shows up?
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