Gaaahh!

[danoconnor249]

I'm freaking out!! This is my second night spent just sitting around surfing the internet with nothing to do. All of my friends are out of town or not wanting to hang out with me. And I have a serious case of the stir crazies. I need to go out to a party or stab and eat a hobo or something. None of my usual hang-out people are around. If you'

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[doktorvox]

Dan -

I started a bar fight, but you never showed up. I really could have used you to deliver a good left hook, keeping that bozo from bashing my head with a keg. Too bad I'm in the hospital instead with a concussion. And amnesia.

[periloussloth]

Well, if you have amnesia, then you won't realize that my congratulations on your birthday aren't late.

Oh, wait...

[tjfourth]

Man, if only there was something to do in that lame place you live. Another reason to move to Ohio, where I've never been sitting at home bored because there nothing to do.

Cleveland also has a higher per-capita population of hobos than almost any other city (except Detroit and Pittsburgh), so no one misses them when they go missing after being stabbed and eaten.

[periloussloth]

Sorry this is slightly late, but happy anniversary of your mother's comingled pain and joy. You've managed to outpace death once again, so hat's off to you.