I had a conversation with a stranger today

[danox]

Omegle conversation log
2009-05-17

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: I'm completely naked

Stranger: asl?

You: except for some foam

You: which came out of my navel

You: its a bit scary

You: does

Comments

[danox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I hate lasers
You: they are so 1970
You: I much prefer plasma
You: you know?
You: plasma is the shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[bastardang]

hahaha

[infinitecomplex]

I hate lasers because my dentist used one to cut a large piece out of my gum two days ago.

[infinitecomplex]

Did I accidentally start this by posting the xkcd Omegle link? If so, I'm glad.

[danox]

Well I've had the time of my life. And I owe it all to you ...

[pathetical]

Stranger: Hello!
You: hi!
You: do you like moths? i like moths
Stranger: I'm kind of ambivalent.
You: moths are great, but you have to be careful not to get the dusty sort. they tend to have a bitter aftertaste
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[danox]

In an hour I lost track of how many similar conversations I had.

[cmariewt]

Ahahaha. I love how he/she breaks it down with "age? f or m? from?"