It looks like I'm not allergic to bee stings quite yet. (Eug says sometimes it takes a few stings before the body knows I'm supposed to swell up and die.) During my morning jog, on the way back, I felt a painful prick at my Achilles tendon. I thought it was a thorn or burr, but immediately I knew it was different, much thinner. I stop, look down ( Read more... )

Memorial Day weekend I worked straight through, doing 10 days straight, so that I could get 4 days off in a row for the next weekend ( Read more... )

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Threadless is having a sale, and I want these shirts, but it's just way too many. The ones I want are: Emo Bear, Ignorance Is Bliss, Adorable Disaster, We Can Fix It, Ctrl + Z, Stick Figures In Peril, Everything Will Be Alright, In Case Of Zombies, Video Games Ruined My Life, MP(3), Funkalicious, Rock Out With Your Cock Out, Shotgun!, Mourning Girl ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's what I just said.
http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=danpa

I've been at my new MySpace job for about three weeks now. I like that place. But after seeing the requests come in from our users, I truly fear for the fate of our future. I appears that 95% of our users do not know basic spelling, grammar, or letter writing. Quite a variety of stupidity comes across my computer screen ( Read more... )

Today was my first day at MySpace. I spent 8 hours looking at pictures of convicted sex offenders to see if they match up with MySpace account. I have seen some weird shit. More about work later.

LASD Fitness Assessment today. My scores were 34 sit-ups in 1 minute, 24 push-ups in 1 minute, 300-yard run in 1 minute and 1 second, and a 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes and 11 seconds. I was about the middle of the pack. They stressed that they want people doing the 1.5-mile run in 12 minutes. Very few people accomplished that. Some people they ( Read more... )

I went to the mountain again on Sunday and made it to the top. It's about 2.5 miles each way. It took us an hour each way. I think I might plan a wine and cheese and hummus and pita hike up there sometime ( Read more... )

sometimes I wish I could be crazy all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zL3dqdxUg