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danschank

i've been cheating on you, livejournal

Jun 08, 2007 09:26

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hooveraardvark June 8 2007, 13:50:29 UTC

wait, is that really you?

if so, nice hair.

i had to watch it without sound because i'm at work.

also, thank god they have pickle surprise on there.

danschank June 8 2007, 14:10:42 UTC

haha, yeah i thought of your avatar when i saw that... apologies if it's a little old news for ya... be sure to click on my whacked out kung fu dragon thingie!

and yeah, i used to work out a lot more when i was a young gnostic mystic cum heavy metal hunker...

(the sad thing is that my hair was INDEED once that long... let's blame the early nineties...)

hooveraardvark June 8 2007, 14:23:29 UTC

i'll definitely watch the videos when i'm home.

the hair is pretty amazing! it's very feathery.

danschank June 8 2007, 22:32:55 UTC

that's our danzig... dudeman always takes time out from his studies of mystical literature for a nice blow-dryin' session...

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mistercreepy June 8 2007, 18:01:47 UTC

WHAT THE F

danschank June 8 2007, 22:31:03 UTC

i hope everyone *actually realizes that's an interview with freakin' danzig*!!! HELLO, PEOPLE!!!

uhhh i met you + that interview didn't load for me mistercreepy June 9 2007, 01:18:50 UTC

i am what the f'ing about that damn pickle thing

perhaps you didn't see my HUGE MUSCLES AND DEVIL LOCK REUBEN danschank June 9 2007, 02:04:59 UTC

yeah, it's pretty weird, huh?

you should watch the dragon thing too, one of my favorite kung fu scenes ever!

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I also believed it. brendan62442 June 9 2007, 01:38:52 UTC

(But it would have made you less cool.)

avatar: exhibit A danschank June 9 2007, 02:05:54 UTC

maybe if we sucked all the blood out of danzig we could shrink him down to harry potter size.

isn't he normal size? brendan62442 June 9 2007, 03:51:31 UTC

(I guess all white people look alike to me.)

true true danschank June 9 2007, 04:03:55 UTC

danzig is actually the same height as me, clockin in at a brawny 5' 7"... lookout ladie$$$$$....

welcome to my book collection... spoonshake June 10 2007, 04:39:37 UTC

so hypnotic

Re: welcome to my book collection... danschank June 10 2007, 05:59:36 UTC

i remember being really impressed with the story of jesus killing some dude, circa 1991...

btw, i meant to comment on your most recent entry about how much i loathe gene simmons, and how nice it was to read the deal about that album. have you ever heard an interview with that guy? he's infuriating!!!

yeah, he's an ass spoonshake June 11 2007, 14:51:59 UTC

I think that's what happens when you take an average, angry guy and give him millions of dollars and a legion of fans that would do anything for him.

trevitron June 10 2007, 16:38:58 UTC

I've met Danzig. At a Best Buy.

danschank June 10 2007, 22:25:30 UTC

you know, after posting this, for some reaosn i wikipedia'ed danzig, and discovered that he's actually WAY SHORTER than i am (i'm 5' 7"... he's 5' 3", i think)...

can you testify to this? are there exciting details to this story? it's awesome even if there aren't.

trevitron June 10 2007, 22:45:11 UTC

The man's hella short and hella ripped. 5'3" sounds about right.

trevitron June 10 2007, 22:46:06 UTC

Oh and it was a CD signing. I think I got a poster and a t-shirt, and Danzig signed something. I still do not know any song other than that "Mother" song, which my cousin and I used to sing a lot.