MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME BECAUSE I AM A STUPID BITCH
(I’m leaving this here because it’s funny but I also want to point out: Who the hell makes the pronunciation of “router” a breaking issue? What EVEN, Cigara
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WE WERE ONE SKYPE AND I WAS LIKE, "BLAHBLAHBLAH ROUTE" AND SHE WAS LIKE "WHAT" AND I WAS LIKE "ROUTE" AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO" AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT" AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO" AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT" AND SHE WAS LIKE "ROOT" AND I WAS LIKE "BOTH" AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO" AND I WAS LIKE "YES" AND SHE WAS LIKE "I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T SAY THIS WORD RIGHT" AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH OKAY SURE" AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO REALLY I WILL TELL EVERYONE RIGHT NOW THAT WE ARE OVER FOREVER" AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
YEAH
ALSO YOUR ICON IS MAKING BOTH OF US LAUGH HYSTERICALLY
YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN LINGUISTIC VARIANCE TO CHIARA WHILE SHE'S SPINNING LIES ABOUT FRIENDS SHE'S LEFT FOR THEIR DIALECTS AND YOU'RE LAUGHING TOO HARD TO ACTUALLY TALK RIGHT AND YOUR BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT'S 3 AM BECAUSE IT IS FOR HER
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EFF
STAR
STAR
CUNT
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NO
YES, BY FAR
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DEAL WITH IT
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YEAH
ALSO YOUR ICON IS MAKING BOTH OF US LAUGH HYSTERICALLY
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LINGUISTIC VARIATION IS A THING
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN IDIOLECTS
LOOK AT FUCKING FLYNN
HE PROBABLY SAYS ROTTER OR SOME SHIT.
//linguistmode
~Duk
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BECAUSE I DID, AND FAILED UTTERLY
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~CAPSDUK
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