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[dansmethwyk]

This really sucks.

Really.

I don't even want to talk about it.

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I just have one simple question. Why is everybody rushing to get married? Isn't there value in remaining a bachelor? What about all the sex? The girls? Or blokes, if that's your preference. The un-commitment? You know, all that evaporates when you put on that silver band. And you

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[dansmethwyk]

Who said anything about being the worst? It's just that there should be some rules about this. Hogwarts isn't supposed to be a stage for all the drama.

I prefer to think of it as loving my bachelorhood. What was that?

[dansmethwyk]

It's just wrong. You should never bring a child into this world if you never had the intention of having him in the first place. It'll only make his life hell.

Of course I know there's a whole line of woemen wanting to marry me. You're getting one thing wrong though. I WANT to remain single.

[mcdolohov]

I'll agree to the not getting married part, mate.

And in Hogwarts' defense, it was ickle Regulus who did the knocking up. That's an achievement the school can be proud of.

[dansmethwyk]

I thought you would. The thing is, all sensible males ought to think like us.

I'm not too sure about that. It's still a huge matter.

[mcdolohov]

Sensible males, is it? I think I like that, being a sensible male. Do I get a membership card?

Have you met Regulus? It's quite a feat. A couple more miracles like that and he could be beatified as a saint.

[dansmethwyk]

You could make one for yourself. You'd be president and the only member of a club.

Oh shut it.

[bad_messenger]

Hey, I'm not rushing. I'm just moving at a pace faster than what I'd like.

I think something should be done about the bird getting knocked up.

[dansmethwyk]

The point is you are getting married. And that's just stupid, in my opinion.

Well, just saying that isn't going to accomplish anything.