OMG LOL

[danthedragon]

So they discontinued my deodorant, so I went onto their site looking for the fate of my beloved violet dazzle... and found this:

http://www.secret.com/ScentExpressions.do

I was laughing so hard I was crying. XD

Comments

[littlegreenworm]

"You are seductive. You are an enchantress. You get what you want. For you, I suggest Passion Flower."

HMOG. Thanks, deodorant oracle!

*death by lulz*

[proloto]

I also got Passion Flower.

because I was once QUEEN OF THE NILE!

[dracowayfarer]

That's a terribly awesome icon.

[jillthepill]

They always seem to do away with my fave scents, and my body is UBER picky. (I have to use the gel-type ones, because roll-ons and solids DO NOT WORK for me!) Actually, thanks to Neo, my newest deodorant has been the Secret Vanilla Sparkle! It smells so good, and agrees with my biochemistry! Woo. I hope they never take it away, because I will CRY. SRSLY.

Who knew one could do a self-discovery over deodorant? LMAO! We just don't want to stink, that's really it!

I'm such a dork though; one time a friend and I spent a good 10 minutes or so checking out the different scents and brands of deodorants, because she wanted to try something new, and it was just hilarious how much time we put into checking them out! ^_^

[danthedragon]

LOL! What kinda of crazy person and her husband would stand in the deodorant isle of Target for 15 minutes sniffing every single deodorant trying to find a replacement? hahaha *more nervous laughter* *goes to hide in corner*

[jillthepill]

Well, someone has to! LOL

I guess they did discontinue the Sparkle stuff, too, because I don't see it on Secret's website anymore. No wonder I've had such a hard time finding it. *CRIES* I do see they have some Vanilla Chai scent now, but it won't be the same, I'm sure.

I guess I'll have to find someone to sniff new scents with, LOL.

[lawofar18]

I WAS LOST UNTIL TODAY, WHEN I FOUND OUT WHAT SCENT I WAS.

THANKS FOR GIVING NEW MEANING TO LIFE!