i stayed at everetts this week
it sucked
i dont really write in here anymore b kuz no one writes back. so yea
i prolly wont be writing in here too much more.

What tastes good on pie but not on pussy ( Read more... )

Today Jeanne came over and woke me up. That was cool. We hung out all day at my house, which by the way the a/c was not on. It was hot. Both the house and us. Ha. Well peter call, thats a change. Everett called and wants me to sneak out. But anyways My day was good. What will Dan do next?
Tune in next time to see......

Today my girlfriend came over and ppicked me up and my broter went shooping wioth my mom ( Read more... )

How to make a Kyle
Ingredients:

1 part DDR

4 parts Gay Asshole

1 part Brown Coloring
Method:
First you have to pull your pants down, then you must sit on the toilet, lastly shit as much as you can. If it is too watery you have diarrhea. Oh yea, dont forget to flush.

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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Im outie 5000

Well last night i stayed at Evo's and it sucked ass.The end. Oh yea and his sister b day was like 2 days ago and she got some Freeze-Pops and we opened the brand new box. Well in the morning they were gone and there was like 100 something of them in there.And today his Fucking little piece-of-schit brother kept annoying the shit out of us. So i ( Read more... )

Well last night i got a call from a couple girls and they wanted me to sneak out with a friend. So i called Evo and got him to go.So we rode my bike up to Fairwys to meet them and while we were there i was riding my bike around and it kept breaking . Now the front left peg wont stay on. so when we left we went by this house and i stole a bike . Now ( Read more... )

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I kinda made this up and i wanted to sere if it works try it and tell me.

Last night i got homw from Jeanne's house and Everett wanted me to go to Heathers house.So I did.And Pete, Everett, Heather, Sean, and Corinne were all there drunk.Savannah and Anthony were there too.And it was so funny.Everett was so drunk he rolled around in the litter box and the parrot was laughing at him.Peter was listening to Modest Mouse and ( Read more... )