Tonight I carved a robot face into a pumpkin and now it's on my porch. We tried to slay Rand Al'thor but we just got gentled instead. More importantly, my micropet, Pesto, met Ben's micropet, Nacho. More on that later.
Felipe Martinez kicked me out of his house because I let his wild mouse out of its fish tank. He also repeatedly called me a "total bro". And pushed me really hard.
The ironic thing is, I sarcastically made a comment to him along the lines of "Why don't you go post about it in your livejournal?".