“Let X equal the quantity of all quantities of X.  Let X equal the cold.  It is cold in December.  The months of cold equal November through February.  There are four months of cold and four months of heat, leaving four months of indeterminate temperature.  In February it snows.  In March the lake is a lake of ice.  In September the students come ( Read more... )

SURI  EXISTS??!?!


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Name twenty people off the top of your head.

1. Julie
2. Rick
3. JAG
4. Ryan
5. Kate
6. Elyse
7. Maureen
8. Hannah
9. Vinny
10. Lindsay
11. Cathleen
12. Annie
13. Nadine
14. Joseph Conrad
15. Lauren
16. Clare
17. Melissa
18. Amanda Jenkins
19. Missy
20. Sammy

How did you meet 13?
Mutual friends and school. Probably 7th grade

What would you do if you never met 5?
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"The player that expels the most Austrians in sixty seconds wins!"

Legends of the Hidden Temple, keepin' it P.C. in the '90s.

Pluto was a phony-planet-wannabe.

My very educated mother just served us nine...

Nine? Nine what? NINE?

Now it has to be like, My very educated mother just served us nothing.

NOTHING.

DAMNIT, ICE-BALL-PLUTO

Looking back on the entry I JUST made, I don't see how it's possible to "half refuse".

So the 5th entry I made previous to this one ( Read more... )

This past weekend, I learned, aside from other things, that all/ a large majority of ceiling fans have a button on them to change the direction the "paddles" swing; therefore creating a different air flow which may be more preferable after a seasonal change of temperature.

This is, perhaps, the craziest directional change since toilet flusing in

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