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Основы вертолётного боя
Он выучил основы вертолётного боя
по старой брошюре на серой бумаге.
Две главы были написаны в стихах,
остальные напоминали роман Набокова,
который уже издан, но ещё не написан.
Для того чтобы сделать «горку», подходишь к цели,
которая уже начала манёвр уклонения,
после резко уменьшаешь скорость,
набирая высоту, выдыхаешь пар, протираешь стекло,
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Наташа Романова
ZAEBLO
Нет ничего лучше, чем бухать в жало.
А нахуй с кем-то пиздеть, напрягать башку.
Я пиздец как со всеми бухать устала.
Коллективные пьянки на меня нагоняют тоску.
Нет чтобы просто подносить стаканы к своей харе,
Хуй! Надо всё время пиздеть, сделав умное лицо,
А самое отвратилово - это игра на гитаре,
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Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
The result of this situation is that I have, as I see it, Lazy Venus syndrome. That’s what I call this Conformity. In this case we’re dealing with a Person whom fortune has gifted generously, but who has entirely failed to use their potential. Such People are bright and intelligent, but don’t apply themselves to their studies, and use their ( Read more... ) -
Collins + Алексеев, как я мог пропустить
Nostalgia
Remember the 1340's? We were doing a dance called the Catapult.
You always wore brown, the color craze of the decade,
and I was draped in one of those capes that were popular,
the ones with unicorns and pomegranates in needlework.
Everyone would pause for beer and onions in the afternoon,
and at night we would play a game called "Find ( Read more... ) -
Miért sírsz, Annipanni?
- Ez Annipanni hangja! Miért sírsz, Annipanni?
- Azért sírok, mert megfürödtem a tóban, és most nem találom
a piros cipőmet, a kék ingemet és
a kerek szalmakalapomat.
- Akkor ne sírj tovább, mert én mindent megtaláltam! - mondta Boribon. - Csak szamócát nem láttam sehol.
Hű, hogy örült Annipanni! Gyorsan felöltözött, és így szólt:
- Gyere velem, Boribon ( Read more... ) -
The Goldfinch is absolutely brilliant
...Everyone had warned me repeatedly that the physical symptoms weren’t the rough part, that even with a baby habit like mine the depression would be like “nothing I’d ever dreamed” and I’d smiled politely as I leaned to the mirror and thought: wanna bet?
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Gibbon on Romans vs Early Christian Culture
THE indissoluble connection of civil and ecclesiastical affairs has compelled and encouraged me to relate the progress, the persecutions, the establishment, the divisions, the final triumph, and the gradual corruption of Christianity. I have purposely delayed the consideration of two religious events interesting in the study of human nature, and ( Read more... ) -
The Swerve
When atoms are travelling straight down through empty space by their own weight, at quite indeterminate times and places, they swerve ever so little from their course, just so much that you could call it a change of direction. If it were not for this swerve, everything would fall downwards through the abyss of space. No collision would have taken ( Read more... ) -
C. PLINIUS FABIO IUSTO SUO S. (1,11)
Olim mihi nullas epistulas mittis. Nihil est, inquis, quod scribam. At hoc ipsum scribe, nihil esse quod scribas, vel solum illud unde incipere priores solebant: 'Si vales, bene est; ego valeo.' Hoc mihi sufficit; est enim maximum. Ludere me putas? serio peto. Fac sciam quid agas, quod sine sollicitudine summa nescire non possum. Vale.
