I'm going to kill myself tonight! It'll be great! Ha ha ha!! Later fuckers! Good luck getting ahold of me tomorrow!!!

The past few days have been more than a little interesting. My girlfriend of four years and I have broken up. And its my fault. Because I'm leaving. Because I didn't know how to fix what was wrong with us, what was wrong with me. Fuck, I always told her I was fucked up and things may end badly because of me. Now she sees what a waste of her fucking ( Read more... )

THE JOKE NOW IN IT'S ENTIRETY:

A man walks in to a bar with jumper cables.
The bartender says, "You can come in, just don't start anything."

MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...

Stay tuned for the punchline! Same Bat time! Same Bat live journal!

Fuck it all, man. It's all a waste and I know it. But it will all be over soon.

Someone should call me today. I'm fucking bored. I need to feel loved. In my ass. No, wait, scratch that last part. My delete button does'nt work. I'm aware that the apostrophe in "doesn't" was in the wrong place but I am unable to make ammends. Sorry.

I drank for two days straight. Then I took a break and went over to Kendy's last night and hung out with some people without drinking. It turned out to be interesting anyway. We had what became known as a "cuddlefest." No, that's not like a cleaned up way of saying orgy or anything. Everyone just cuddled. That shouldn't suggest, however, that there ( Read more... )

Hey fucks, I wrote a serious one for once.

When my head is dead ( Read more... )

When things are fucked up ( Read more... )