ATTN: Ms. Sorensennicoli2March 8 2004, 19:15:16 UTC
Dear Ms. Sorensen,
It has come to our attention that you did not receive the news that, indeed, Thursdays are no longer the "in" night for fun. Please understand, we're in the middle of an internal reorganization. When the listing of important people we were to inform of the shifted cool clubbing night was sent to our office, the sheet that listed your name and contact information unfortunately was used as a poster for an esteemed coworker.
Please forgive this error. And as compensation for any pain and suffering caused by being found uncool, we have included a pass for one free session with Ms. Nicole Arias, our coolness representative in West Lafayette, IN.
Our sincerest apologies, Your friends at Essential Memos Inc.
************************************* * Good for: One session with Nicole * * Nonrefunable and Nonexchangable * *************************************
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It has come to our attention that you did not receive the news that, indeed, Thursdays are no longer the "in" night for fun. Please understand, we're in the middle of an internal reorganization. When the listing of important people we were to inform of the shifted cool clubbing night was sent to our office, the sheet that listed your name and contact information unfortunately was used as a poster for an esteemed coworker.
Please forgive this error. And as compensation for any pain and suffering caused by being found uncool, we have included a pass for one free session with Ms. Nicole Arias, our coolness representative in West Lafayette, IN.
Our sincerest apologies,
Your friends at Essential Memos Inc.
*************************************
* Good for: One session with Nicole *
* Nonrefunable and Nonexchangable *
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