I was treated to an interesting sight. Alyn the big fat dork McCauley's back alive, folks. I'm not sure why I'm so happy about this. Maybe I've been unplaying for a really long time. Maybe I miss the dork. Who knows ( Read more... )

Being in the press box sucks. That is all.

Looks like it's Ottawa again. Joy. Seems like my life can't get any better.

What am I, Stajan? I'm not distracted by shiny things!

So .. getting a little touchy feely with Gary, aren't we, Owen? *snicker*

Hah. It's come and gone like it always does and I'm still here!

Welcome to the team, Ronnie, Chad (maybe), and Calle. Let's see how fast either of you hang around. Gotta be faster than Stumpy and Berard.

I'd like to set the record straight. I DO NOT HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR.

It's 100% natural, baby. NATURAL.

No highlights. No dying.

NATURAL.

Now stop calling me foofy, dammit.

Edit: Now that I think about it, make fun of America's Golden Boy! That metal mouthed yankee bastard. At least my hair doesn't emit radioactive waves!

I hate Buffalo. I really hate Buffalo. Almost as much as everyone in this league hates me. And that's saying a lot. Could be worse. I mean .. we could be fighting for a playoff spot that's out of our reach. But our biggest worry is beating the Lightning for the conference lead. Such trying times in the East, eh? Hah ( Read more... )

20th goal of the season.

Eat it Owen. Heh.

That DiPietro guy, he ain't bad. Ain't bad at all. >=9

Well .. that went well ...

shitty luck about those games. Chicago, Carolina and fucking Florida?