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[darius409]

A General Notice to my Friends

You know guys, the whole "Let's all be born on the same day right around Christmas so as to utterly and completely bankrupt Vikram" thing just isn't working for me. Seriously.

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[bobmcblub]

Tell you what, then. Just for you, I'll make my birthday a DIFFERENT day right around Christmas. In fact, I'll make it eleven days after Christmas. Seventeen days from today. That sounds good.

Also:
"I'm sorry Vikram the world is unjust and everyone is conspiring against you and I admire your courage and determination in the face of such universal hostility"

=P

[darius409]

I swear, as I'm lying on my deathbed, playing LOTR music and preparing for my Final Departure for Middle Earth, the last thing I will remember of my earthly existence is your date of birth, because you have IMPRINTED IT INTO MY BRAIN FOREVER.

[bobmcblub]

That is because I know everyone's birthdays, so they should know mine. However, most people forget. Therefore, I am a built in reminder. MY BIRTHDAY IS NEAR BY THE WAY! In case you forgot. Also, why would you make your final departure to Middle Earth? I feel like you should make the departure to Aman (the Undying Lands) like Bilbo and Frodo and all them other people... er... creatures.

[darius409]

Well I feel like you can proceed to Aman once you have lived in Middle Earth. However, as I haven't even made it that far and am still stuck in that lowest level of existence, I have to advance to Middle Earth before departing for the West!

[renuka31]

Hah, nice try.

Actually, for this reason, my sister has decided that next year, she's celebrating my half birthday.

[vernination]

Did you hear they're going to make The Hobbit into TWO movies?

[darius409]

YES! And Peter Jackson is directing them!

But they're not coming out until 2010 or something.

[gandalfgreyhelm]

Christmas shopping is such a pain. -_-

[analise_emue]

Yeah. We all conspired in our various wombs to be born at the same time. Just to annoy you someday. :P lol

[thechicagoan]

I know I did!

[darius409]

I would think that you conspired in your mother's womb, not in your womb. And Mike doesn't even HAVE one.

[analise_emue]

I meant our various mothers' wombs. Clearly.