ImAHeather: I hope you are busily updating with my latest literary opiates for the masses!

[darius731]

ImAHeather: Haha I want to hold "cotillions" when I have a big enough place.

ImAHeather: I will wear a white wig and carry a cane and rap it on the floor when people displease me. Then I will order them to dance.

Darius731:

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[ex_redmill]

MISS BRIAN! YOU CAN'T BE SHOWIN' YO' BOSOMS BEFO' THREE O'CLOCK!

[ex_hotlavamo352]

I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT BIRTHIN NO BAAAAAAIIIIIBEEEEEZZ!

[versonic]

"Leave room for the Holy Spirit!"

(Yeah Catholic School!! 'Cause they really did use that.)

[ex_hotlavamo352]

i couldn't do it.

readd, plz.

[imaheather]

Sign on at once, young man!

Else I shall rap my cane in a belligerent manner.

HELP

[darius731]

I am trapped in the library, reading the apparently endless Henry IV. Of course, I'd rather be talking about old people with you. I will attempt to be on later; there is much to discuss!

Until then, please content yourself with this.

[plastic_penguin]

Edith? Following our conversation in the dining halls, I thought it best to look you up. And now, here I am. By the way, that post on Laura Ingalls Wilder? Absolutely terrifying.
--Henry.