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[dark_adonis_plz]

So I hear a holiday celebrating the love between two people is soon upon us? That article put it as "the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine's cards, presenting flowers, or offering confectionery."

But why limit oneself to only three methods? It's so terribly uncreative. Although I suppose it

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[windupnarcissus]

What an absurd excuse for a holiday!

[dark_adonis_plz]

Oh? I wouldn't say that.

[windupnarcissus]

Expecting people to seek out partners according to a calendar schedule...ridiculous!

Furthermore, I had no warning!

[dark_adonis_plz]

I suppose it could also be seen as an opportunity to shout your love of someone to the heavens.

Warning? When one's heart is captured by the strange whims of emotion, it hardly gives warning, much less follows a schedule!

[nextweekondc]

You gonna teach them how to fake a stomach ache and run?

[dark_adonis_plz]

I don't know what you're talking about. I have never faked illness before.

[nextweekondc]

...Huh, apparently I'm not the only one who's memory has been stolen.

What about every time we kicked your butt Midboss?

[dark_adonis_plz]

My memory remains perfectly untouched, mademoiselle. I remember each and every event clear as day, and I truly did merely suffer loss due to various ailments striking at inopportune times.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Oh oh oh oh do you? I am certainly interested on anything you would suggest!

[dark_adonis_plz]

Wonderful! Let's see...

For you, I would suggest a candlelight dinner under the stars (or whatever you have available should there be clouds that night). At the most crucial moment of closeness between you and your mademoiselle, pull her into your arms and declare your undying love in the most poetic way possible. A single red rose and a piece of expensive jewelry will work wonders at this point for dramatic effect.

[huff_puff_wolf]

While I must admit that I don't find any of those suggestions terribly new or new at all it's nice to have them anyway!

Rrrr...hrmmm. What would you suggest in the extremely and highly unlikely event of say, for the sake of argument, one half of the romantic party possibly going on a wild and uncontrollable rampage through circumstances entirely beyond his control?

[dark_adonis_plz]

I thought it best to start with the traditional and slowly move through the others to be sure I would not repeat moiself.

Ah, yes, that does tend to present a problem. Would it be of the violent sort or the--ah--more passionate sort?

[cafedeinfierno]

I'm hoping I've still got the touch. But curiosity begs me to see what you have to say.

[dark_adonis_plz]

You shall not be disappointed! Now, what interests does your mademoiselle have?

[Private to Purple Guy/ voice (screaming)]

[turnthemearound]

PLEASE, MAN, I'M BEGGIN' YOU

[Private to Loud Young Man]

[dark_adonis_plz]

My, eager, are we not? Well then, what exactly do you require aid with, dear boy?