CCCXLIII. Voice

[dark_butler]

[My, but Walter is sounding rather high-pitched today...]

Oh very original, City. As though I haven't been a squirrel before. There's a reason there's a bag of nuts in one of the bottom cabinets in my kitchen. This is growing outright predictable.

Once again, to the police force, I clearly did not try to remove my monitoring bracelet. I think

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[urbandev]

I'll, ah, stay home, of course.

Can I bring you anything?

[dark_butler]

Thank you, no. I have almost come to expect this.

[urbandev]

As you wish. Enjoy your day.

[dark_butler]

I am unlikely to ever come to enjoy being a squirrel.