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Story: Behind the Scenes::An OoTp Parody
Chapter: 1
Genre: Parody
Author: Kayley
Email: tatufan0731@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Warning: Spoilers from OoTp
Summary: This is why it takes so long for the movies to get into theaters....
Daniel Radcliffe: Mmm.....these donuts are good.....
Rupert Grint: Bloody hell....there's a hair in mine.....*takes hair out*
Director: In your places in five....
Emma Watson: Sorry...that seems to be happening lately *pulls out huge chunk of hair*
Director: Four.....
Rupert: Bloody hell Emma, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Director: Three....
Emma: Err....about that....
Director: Two....
Dan: What?
Director: One....
Emma: Uhh....I'll tell you later....
Director: To your places everyone!
Rupert: *to director* Bloody hell, will you shut up already?
Director: Damnit, TO YOUR PLACES EVERYBODY
Dan: Fine, geez.....
Everyone goes to their places. Scene is at the Dursley's house where Harry is outside waiting for the news to come on.
Take One
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Harry: *giggles*
Vernon: What the....
Director: Daniel! What are you doing? THAT IS NOT ON THE SCRIPT
Dan: Geez, I'm sorry that I'm being too blithe for you
Director: Just get back on scene
Take Two
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Petunia: I don't know. Not in the house.
Vernon: *grunts* Watching the news...I'd like to know what he's really up to. As if a normal boy cares whats on the news -- Dudley hasn't got a clue what's going on, doubt
he knows who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news --
Petunia: Vernon, ssh! The window's wide open!
Vernon: Oh -- yes -- sorry, dear...
A cereal commercial can be heard on tv while Harry watches Mrs. Figg walk by.
Vernon: Dudders out for tea?
Petunia: At the Polkisses'. He's got so many little friends, he's so popular...
Harry: *tries to repress a fake sounding snort*
You can now hear the opening music of the 7 o'clock news
TV: Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers' strike reaches its second week
Vernon: *snarling* Give 'em a lifelong siesta, I would
Rupert: When can I go on?
Director: Rupert! What are you doing?
Rupert: Dan gets all the scenes because he plays the "star", but it's nothing special! How come I can't have more scenes? I can do the same stuff as him! Watch!
The crew watches as Rupert goes over to Dan, takes off his glasses, and puts them on
Rupert: See! I'm Harry Potter! Look, I even have a wand! *reaches into Dan's pocket and takes out Harry's wand
Dan: Hey! Give that back! *jumps on Rupert and strangles him in an attempt to get the wand out of his hand*
Emma: Come on guys, just calm down...oh crap...*looks at pile of hair that has surrounded her on the floor*
Director: Damnit! Why are the actors so screwed up?
Camera Man #1: This is radical!
Special Effects Dude #1: When can I make the lights flash? I like flashing lights! They're so prettiful!
Directors: DAMNIT! RUPERT, GIVE DAN BACK HIS GLASSES AND WAND! EVERYONE TO YOUR PLACES, NOW
Everyone looks at the director in fright and then they go back to their places
Take Three
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Petunia: I don't know. Not in the house.
Vernon: *grunts* Watching the news...I'd like to know what he's really up to. As if a normal boy cares whats on the news -- Dudley hasn't got a clue what's going on, doubt
he knows who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news --
Petunia: Vernon, ssh! The window's wide open!
Vernon: Oh -- yes -- sorry, dear...
A cereal commercial can be heard on tv while Harry watches Mrs. Figg walk by.
Vernon: Dudders out for tea?
Petunia: At the Polkisses'. He's got so many little friends, he's so popular...
Harry: *tries to repress a fake sounding snort*
You can now hear the opening music of the 7 o'clock news
TV: Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers' strike reaches its second week
Vernon: *snarling* Give 'em a lifelong siesta, I would
The news on the tv changes to news about a drought in the Southeast
Vernon: I hope he's listening next door! With his sprinklers on at three in the morning!
The news continues, talking about a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress's dviorce from her famous husband
Petunia: As if we're interested in their sordid affairs
TV: And finally, Bungy the budgie has found a novel way of keeping cool this summer. Bungy, who lives at the Five Feathers in Barnsley, has learned to water ski! Mary
Dorkins went to find out more....
Harry: *rolls cautiously onto his front and raises himself onto his knees and elbows, about to crawl out from under the window. He moves two inches and then a loud,
echoing crack is heard*
Sound Effects Guy: Niiiiice.....*this was shortly after filtered out*
The sound of breaking china comes from within the house and....
Petunia: *screams*
Vernon: My god! What is that! *points to the ground*
Everyone looks at the ground, which is covered by hairs.
Emma: Err...sorry about that...it keeps coming out but it never gets shorter....*stares in wonder at her hair*
Director: Someone clean it up!
Cleaning Guy: On the job! *sweeps all the hair*
Dan: Hey, when do we get a break....I'm tired....
Director: *angrily* Go have your stupid break! I give up! *throws hat on ground in rage and walks out of the room*
Special Effects Dude #1: *sadly* I never got to make the lights flash....
Camera Man #1: Dude, that was back in the 3rd movie, remember?
Special Effects Dude #1: Right, right
Dan: Mmm.....donuts.....
Rupert: *sulkily* I didn't get to do a scene...
Emma: *still staring at her hair in wonder*
Chapter: 1
Genre: Parody
Author: Kayley
Email: tatufan0731@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Warning: Spoilers from OoTp
Summary: This is why it takes so long for the movies to get into theaters....
Daniel Radcliffe: Mmm.....these donuts are good.....
Rupert Grint: Bloody hell....there's a hair in mine.....*takes hair out*
Director: In your places in five....
Emma Watson: Sorry...that seems to be happening lately *pulls out huge chunk of hair*
Director: Four.....
Rupert: Bloody hell Emma, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Director: Three....
Emma: Err....about that....
Director: Two....
Dan: What?
Director: One....
Emma: Uhh....I'll tell you later....
Director: To your places everyone!
Rupert: *to director* Bloody hell, will you shut up already?
Director: Damnit, TO YOUR PLACES EVERYBODY
Dan: Fine, geez.....
Everyone goes to their places. Scene is at the Dursley's house where Harry is outside waiting for the news to come on.
Take One
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Harry: *giggles*
Vernon: What the....
Director: Daniel! What are you doing? THAT IS NOT ON THE SCRIPT
Dan: Geez, I'm sorry that I'm being too blithe for you
Director: Just get back on scene
Take Two
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Petunia: I don't know. Not in the house.
Vernon: *grunts* Watching the news...I'd like to know what he's really up to. As if a normal boy cares whats on the news -- Dudley hasn't got a clue what's going on, doubt
he knows who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news --
Petunia: Vernon, ssh! The window's wide open!
Vernon: Oh -- yes -- sorry, dear...
A cereal commercial can be heard on tv while Harry watches Mrs. Figg walk by.
Vernon: Dudders out for tea?
Petunia: At the Polkisses'. He's got so many little friends, he's so popular...
Harry: *tries to repress a fake sounding snort*
You can now hear the opening music of the 7 o'clock news
TV: Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers' strike reaches its second week
Vernon: *snarling* Give 'em a lifelong siesta, I would
Rupert: When can I go on?
Director: Rupert! What are you doing?
Rupert: Dan gets all the scenes because he plays the "star", but it's nothing special! How come I can't have more scenes? I can do the same stuff as him! Watch!
The crew watches as Rupert goes over to Dan, takes off his glasses, and puts them on
Rupert: See! I'm Harry Potter! Look, I even have a wand! *reaches into Dan's pocket and takes out Harry's wand
Dan: Hey! Give that back! *jumps on Rupert and strangles him in an attempt to get the wand out of his hand*
Emma: Come on guys, just calm down...oh crap...*looks at pile of hair that has surrounded her on the floor*
Director: Damnit! Why are the actors so screwed up?
Camera Man #1: This is radical!
Special Effects Dude #1: When can I make the lights flash? I like flashing lights! They're so prettiful!
Directors: DAMNIT! RUPERT, GIVE DAN BACK HIS GLASSES AND WAND! EVERYONE TO YOUR PLACES, NOW
Everyone looks at the director in fright and then they go back to their places
Take Three
Vernon: Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he anyway?
Petunia: I don't know. Not in the house.
Vernon: *grunts* Watching the news...I'd like to know what he's really up to. As if a normal boy cares whats on the news -- Dudley hasn't got a clue what's going on, doubt
he knows who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news --
Petunia: Vernon, ssh! The window's wide open!
Vernon: Oh -- yes -- sorry, dear...
A cereal commercial can be heard on tv while Harry watches Mrs. Figg walk by.
Vernon: Dudders out for tea?
Petunia: At the Polkisses'. He's got so many little friends, he's so popular...
Harry: *tries to repress a fake sounding snort*
You can now hear the opening music of the 7 o'clock news
TV: Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers' strike reaches its second week
Vernon: *snarling* Give 'em a lifelong siesta, I would
The news on the tv changes to news about a drought in the Southeast
Vernon: I hope he's listening next door! With his sprinklers on at three in the morning!
The news continues, talking about a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress's dviorce from her famous husband
Petunia: As if we're interested in their sordid affairs
TV: And finally, Bungy the budgie has found a novel way of keeping cool this summer. Bungy, who lives at the Five Feathers in Barnsley, has learned to water ski! Mary
Dorkins went to find out more....
Harry: *rolls cautiously onto his front and raises himself onto his knees and elbows, about to crawl out from under the window. He moves two inches and then a loud,
echoing crack is heard*
Sound Effects Guy: Niiiiice.....*this was shortly after filtered out*
The sound of breaking china comes from within the house and....
Petunia: *screams*
Vernon: My god! What is that! *points to the ground*
Everyone looks at the ground, which is covered by hairs.
Emma: Err...sorry about that...it keeps coming out but it never gets shorter....*stares in wonder at her hair*
Director: Someone clean it up!
Cleaning Guy: On the job! *sweeps all the hair*
Dan: Hey, when do we get a break....I'm tired....
Director: *angrily* Go have your stupid break! I give up! *throws hat on ground in rage and walks out of the room*
Special Effects Dude #1: *sadly* I never got to make the lights flash....
Camera Man #1: Dude, that was back in the 3rd movie, remember?
Special Effects Dude #1: Right, right
Dan: Mmm.....donuts.....
Rupert: *sulkily* I didn't get to do a scene...
Emma: *still staring at her hair in wonder*