Magic Tickle. E. Sweetness

Huh?
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

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Usually when things like this happen I get mad. But this i funny. I'm PLumpDollyGirl ( Read more... )

*Feminazi- a women who most likely calls herself a feminist while wielding a whip with I hate boys t-shirt and a bald head. She may even have a small mustache, similar to Adolph Hitler’s ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Bisexual Liberal Single Light Brown-Skinned 15 to 21-Year old Females
(15 total) Dating19.23%32.85%25.9%Gone steady Self-Lovin'59.09%61.47%58.99%Master of your domain Shamelessness75.81%78.09%65.16%Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive88.1%76.54%63.18%Monks ( Read more... )

i heart the internet. you wanna know why? because you can have your first best friend track you down. yayness.

I found my first best friend! ELYE WONG.

WONDEROUS JOY!

women love me and men hate me cause all their chicks be on me. - evyan

Joni Mitchell . . . "Both Sides Now"

I had such high hopes for it. But her jazzy isn't what I want. I want folksy Joni. Oh Joni. Hmmm, so I just gotta wait for my paycheck and get "Blue". Or the Best Of. as long as it has the songs from the "Blue" album that I heart.

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