I honestly and truly thought I was going to be murdered/raped/rapedandmurdered in my bed today!

[dark_knight_l]

I woke up to what looked and sounded like someone trying to climb in through my window early in the morning.

What my last words would have been had it not been a shadowy combination of curtains, a hanging lantern and my cat trying to climb up on the windowsill? "WHAT?!"

Note to self: come up with better last words.

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[singingraisin]

My current go-to is "Batman!" as I haven't come up with anything better.

[dark_knight_l]

If I were a super badass I would just monologue for the entire time I was getting stabbed or clawhammered or whatever. That would be awesome

'Ere this night does wane you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!

[singingraisin]

The trick, I would imagine, is to leave them with something strange and haunting enough that they totally regret the stabbing or clawhammering or whatever. Bonus if they think you just gypsy cursed their asses or something.

[veiravx]

I imagine my last words would be something really eloquent like "FUCK."

So do you have the rest of the day off? Wanna come over and play witch hunt? I played it this morning, but you haven't seen it yet, so I thought maybe you could play while I work. Or something.

[dark_knight_l]

Agh, that would have been awesome! I'm really sucking on the communication thing on my end. I ended up taking a nap (which was really nice) and Chris is going to be coming over for dinner. In the meantime I'm trying to make my house look presentable.

What time are we going to be heading out tomorrow? If later in the day, may want to steal your memory card for a minute and bring over my Warden who had the demon baby with Morrigan. That should be interesting to see.

[veiravx]

I'm thinking of heading out around 1, maybe? I want to get some stuff done before leaving, but I don't want to get there much past 4, because of rush hour. It tends to start early on Fridays.

btw, you are welcome to play with your demon baby while I get that stuff done.

[dark_knight_l]

I am going to take you up on this offer. Give me a call when you wake up tomorrow