Hey now, this better not be a ruse to get out of the dare and still get the scotch... I suppose we should have taken chest measurements before you started...
I would say the most annoying thing about breasts is not being able to run to catch the bus without making a bouncing spectacle of oneself. And while I've considered lopping them off (quite seriously at one point) I have to admit they balance out my figure quite nicely, and a lot of the time I'm glad to have them. So really, I think breasts need to be detachable. Think what great coffee table ornaments they'd make when they're not attached!
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I would say the most annoying thing about breasts is not being able to run to catch the bus without making a bouncing spectacle of oneself. And while I've considered lopping them off (quite seriously at one point) I have to admit they balance out my figure quite nicely, and a lot of the time I'm glad to have them. So really, I think breasts need to be detachable. Think what great coffee table ornaments they'd make when they're not attached!
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