Less than a week to go on my hormones!

[dark_mark_hamil]

Well, I've become reclusive, bitchy and irritable. I shaved my head. I'm getting fat and I crave chocolate. I hate everyone who did this to me. However, S, I will come over. Possibly Thursday. More likely tonight. The cramps suck the most. Supply Ice cream

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[abaratus]

hehehe...I'd have more sympathy but I have to be on the @#%* pill all the time!!! I've been on it for 2 years now and it costs me 10 bucks a month! Nobody gives me ice cream as a reward :(

[kaffeeistgut]

I thought your reward was all the sex you want and no babies...

[kaffeeistgut]

It's good of you to come visit me despite the havock my Trinorinyl has wreaked on your well-being. HOWEVER, I won't be home tonight... It's Jason's birthday, and I already agreed to go over there. (Thus the invitation for Thursday...)

But whenever we do cross paths, I promise to have ice cream and other tasty goodies available. Even though I am a bit piqued that you shaved your head, leaving me with six months of bathroom duty toward no visible benefit (aside from a clean bathroom).

And, to make matters worse, I vowed I'd put out a hit on anyone who assisted you in shaving your head, so now I have to hire an assassin. As if the scotch wasn't already a dent in my pocketbook. High maintenance, indeed.