TW: Rape -- Rosalie's backstory (in Twilight) is discussed
GG: ...have you ever seen something so stupid, it was physically painful?
Puck: I go to college with a bunch of 18-year-olds.
GG: ...well said.
GG: I think I've found the stupidest thing that the GOP have said about this election.
GG: And that is saying something.
Puck: god damn
GG: I'm not sure I want to share it. You may throw things.
Puck: Share.
Puck: I will aim for the GOP.
GG: Someone actually said that the reason Republicans lost the swing states... was because Romney "was not anti-abortion enough".
Puck: ....well, they're actually right.
Puck: Don't forget he changed positions more than a couple in a porno
Puck:
oh my godEl: ....qapwueisdfkj;alzvujpofuj;wlas
TK: GIVE IT TO ME NOW
TK: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY.
GG: ...
GG: PUCK
GG: PUCK
GG: I'M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING
Puck:
Wouldn't it be cool if someone got possessed by an evil spirit in book 2?El: mmm...that's the kind of thing that could be super awesome or super annoying, depending on who is possessed and how it's handled.
Puck: Just look at the pretty fanart, El.
Moogle: "Zangoose and Seviper are bitter rivals!" *sits them next to each other in the Pokemon storage box* trollface.jpg
Puck : @Moogle Better trolling would be training them side by side
Moogle: @Puck BRILLIANT
Puck: look at the binder that says 111
TK: Does that say M?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: Yes it does.
TK: Hmmm.
TK: If it involves Judi Dench I will die.
TK: Though I suspect not.
Puck: ........Maycroft?
Puck: Jenn Moriarty?
Puck: I SUPPORT BOTH
TK: Maybe Mycroft IS Moriarity and it's all just an elaborate plot to mess with her little brother's head.
Puck: So now she has to be Judi Dench
TK: She's not actually committing crimes, she's just screwing with Sherlock because he makes funny faces.
TK: Because Mycroft is an enormous troll and so is Judi Dench.
Puck: .....i've been offered Idris Elba as Moriarty though
TK: …tough choices.
TK: How about I just write the first one.
Puck: Please do. And make it clear that she is also M. :D
TK: Optimus Prime versus Pinkie Pie what
Puck: ...versus?
TK: THIS WAS APPARENTLY A THING
Puck: --OH WAIT I KNOW WHY
Puck: "which is best new show"
TK: Oooh. Difficult.
Puck: TF: Prime and MLP: FiM came out around the same time.
Puck: (Having seen both... MLP ultimately triumphs, though I got a kickass OC out of Prime and may just pretend the second season isn't a thing)
TK: Whoa.
Puck: Yes.
TK: ....whoa
Puck: Yes.
TK: did Celestia just go crazy and turn evil
Puck: No.
TK: …and then become the Avatar?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: /That irritating moment when you can't find the fucking chameleon in your HOG
GG: It comes and goes.
Puck: i c wut u did thar
Puck: I do not get the logic of Rosalie's ex-fiancé
Chox: Well, I can understand why he was illogical
Chox: His friends are all getting killed around him, by someone he swore up and down was dead.
Puck: "I am engaged to this gorgeous as fuck rich girl! I KNOW I WILL INVITE FRIENDS OVER AND WE WILL RAPE HER TO DEATH BRILLIANT"
Chox: Oh, that.
Puck: Yes. That.
Puck: That's the logic that confuses me.
Chox: Well, yeah, that doesn't make any sense
Chox: They got drunk, saw her out in the street, and decided to show her a good time, and his boys joined in?
Chox: and by join in I mean
Chox: helped rape her TO DEATH
Puck: I mean
Puck: even without her torturing them all to death
Puck: which i completely approve of btw
Puck: HOW IS THIS GOING TO DO ANYTHNG FOR YOU ROYCE
Puck: Also what the fuck kind of name is Royce King
Puck: WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD KING KING
Chox: A douchewad name, that's what
Puck:
I am a horrible personChox: HAHAHA
Chox: is that the leek spin song?
Puck: Click the link. :D
Puck: [in the post I mean]
Chox: yes yes yes this
Puck: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Puck: So Skye just reblogged it with this:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec7vfpJ7Z1r2mla0.gifChox: She speaks trufax
Chox: not like it'd help--it's already in my he~ad
Puck: My reply:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec7ymQ0Ze1qijchg.gifChox: XD don't worry
Chox: the reckoning will come
Chox: it may not come today
Chox: or tomorrow.
Chox: but it might involve zebras.
Puck: ...........................................
Puck: I wonder how THAT mashup would work
Chox: NO NO NO
Chox: argh
Chox: *writhes*
Puck: TOO LATE
Puck:
http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/36940864550 I was pressed and bitter last night
TK: With good reason.
TK: For fuck's sake, Sherlock fandom, it's not like it was a cliffhanger.
Puck: Because he went over it BOOM
Puck:
http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/37725517102 they are all horrible people and I am horrible for reblogging
El: ...actually he came in his mom at least three times. possibly four, i can't remember if his brothersons are twins or not
Puck: ........thank you.
El: :-D
TK: They are not twins.
TK: So, you know.
TK: Four.
Puck: .......................thank you.
TK: *helpful!* :D
Puck: "The Beast of Lycan Isle" CAN YOU MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS IT IS A WEREWOLF
Bex: "The Wolf of Lycan Isle"
Puck: omfg and the main char is named Luna
Bex: .... wow.
GG:
http://imgur.com/gallery/G0SU7Uk Wanted to show you this earlier.
Puck: Seen on Tumblr
GG: one of these days I will get something to you before tumblr does.
GG: ONE OF THESE DAAAAAYS
Autumn: i wasn't sure if i wanted to commit to he and elizabeth seeing each other on the sea and him meeting his son and stuff
Autumn: so i figured... maybe not yet. or maybe when he was born, but not that he remembers as a two year old
Puck: Well, I figure Elizabeth wouldn't take her toddler to see with her. Maybe when he's six or seven, but until then...
Also, to see Will before that point, she'd need a babysitter. Who in hell can she get for that? Anamaria? Barbossa? Mistress Ching? God forbid, JACK?
Autumn: right
Autumn: gibbs lol
Puck: Gibbs is best, yes :D
Autumn: OH GOD PLEASE DON'T TRADE HIM FOR RUM.
Puck: ....though I can actually totally see Jack's dad visiting Elizabeth and the bb and teaching him to read with the Code and basically being Grandpa.
Autumn: hahaha, that would be cute :-) paying respects to the pirate king
Puck: Yes. :D
Puck: ....damn, now I want that fic. Maybe with Jack being all O.o.
Autumn: lol, yes, that would be funny
Autumn: i may include "your dad came for a visit!"
Autumn: and jack being like WAIT WHAT?
TK: COLONEL BRANDON
TK: WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Puck: trying to figure out the pony equivalent of kissing the back of one's hand in greeting.
Puck: ....not meant to be an answer.
Jin: omg I am loling so hard
Jin: i had someone claim that obviously not the Huns are invading china
Jin: the HAN CHINESE are invading china
Puck: ........i
Puck: wh
Puck: y
Puck: *falls over dead*
GG:
How does this guy register on your sexyometer? (picture is sfw)
Puck: ...for some reason my "kill" instinct was triggered.
GG: ...kill?
Puck: Possibly because hair + sword made me go "MITSURUGI AAAAAAAAAAGH"
Bex: NPC: "To deny sex is to deny death itself."
Bex: What?
Puck: ....taking le petit mort a little too far there.
Bex: Dark Brotherhood: *zomg, she has a hellhound, she must be an awesome dark magi!*
Puck: *If by 'dark', you mean, well, anything other than actually malevolent, then yes.*
Becca: *Dude! Butterfly dragons! :D*
Puck: "Seriously, she got it off some dude in a pub, and I'm not sure whose judgment appalls me more."
Puck:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m391uls3k11rt758uo1_500.jpg .....Kyoshi, have you been dealing with Kuruk again?
El: *mental image of kuruk 'advising' kyoshi' during her tenure*
.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
El: probably most avatar's get fed up with their immediate predecessors after a few years of advice. Kyoshi? would've laid down the smack after a few minutes.
Puck: "NO KURUK I AM NOT GOING FUCK MY WAY TO PEACE SHUT UP FOR TWO SECONDS OKAY"
El: Kuruk: "but my way is much more fun!"
Puck: Kyoshi: *kills them all to make a point*
El: Kuruk: "now nobody will have any fun" :<
Puck: Kyoshi: "EXACTLY"
Puck: WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS
Bex: EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE
Puck: AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN I EAT FIVE DOZEN EGGS
SO I MUST BE A NOBLE SENT TO RUSTICATE BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE
El: ...underwater ice hockey is a thing that exists
Puck: ....wh--
El:
underwater ice hockeyPuck: I
El: yeah.
Puck: Sometimes I look at things and just go "why?"
El: same here
Puck: And then Cave Johnson answers, "Science isn't about why, it's about why not! Why not marry safe science if you love it so much, because you are fired!"
Puck: Steve needs to be brought up to modern cinema. But slowly.
TK: Yes. Carefully.
TK: As opposed to Tony who just wants to start with Star Wars and go from there.
Puck: Yeah, no. Rafe will take care of the movie education.
Puck: ...though he might cheat with Indiana Jones.
Puck: "You remember those adventure serials in the thirties, captain?"
TK: Tony will just show up if he turns on Indiana Jones.
Puck: "I KNOW THAT THEME"
TK: He might be ten miles away and he will just APPEAR.
Puck: He will be back in Malibu and SUDDENLY TONY.
TK: "But… but I thought you were…" "LESS TALK MORE JONES."
Puck: "It's my party and I'll cry if I fuck you I hate you."
"That's... not how the song goes."
Bex: that is exactly how the song goes
Puck: :D
Puck: /got to sing that ten years ago in a women's chorus
Puck: /along with hard-hearted hannah
Puck: /the vamp of savannah
Puck: /the meanest gal in town
Puck: /i saw her at the seashore with a great big pan
Puck: /there was hannah pourin' water on a drownin' man
Bex: damn
Puck: "Everyone is secure on Optheria, each knowing his place and his duties. Security is the foundation of the serenity of spirit which typifies this world."
Bex: AGH
Puck: Quite.
Puck: These days I tend to read that as "There Is No War In Ba Sing Se"
Bex: Yes.
GG: His cybernetic arm...
GG: ...is powered by the brain of his dead wife.
Puck: ..........................someone watched way too much EVA.
GG: Entirely possible.
GG: I mean... it's not like the arm has an AI or anything. It doesn't even do all that much, it's a glorified hookshot.
GG: No makey sense.
Puck: The arm doesn't even go nuts randomly?
GG: Nope.
Puck: VAHT IS DER POINT
GG: EXACTLY
Puck: Try to open some wine I bought
Puck: Can't unscrew lid
Puck: Pour half-glass of vodka
Puck: NO JUICE OR SODA IN HOUSE
Puck: ONLY POSSIBLE MIXER RED BULL
GG: ...
GG: what have you done
Puck: So I added Triple Sec and Grenadine.
GG: ...how's it taste?
Puck: Sweet.
Puck: But I can't taste the vodka.
GG: I thought you weren't supposed to taste vodka.
Puck: Ahahahaha vodka has a taste.
Puck: Granted that taste is ALCOHOL but
GG:
http://imgur.com/gallery/LoC2DGG: gpoy?
Puck: That has been all over my dash the last three days.
GG: TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRR
Puck:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7717603da4aba7348ca98aee0e261d63/tumblr_mj9kfe205K1qejgz3o1_r3_500.gif one of these things just doesn't belong here
Autumn: pikachu jut wants to make fraaaaands
Puck: Noes Pikachu go awaaaay
Puck: We hates the little yellow rat so, precious! Takes it to HER, we will!
Autumn: also, awww, i like Pikachu XD
Puck: I am just so fucking sick of Pikachu on ALL THE THINGS.
/game snob
/manga snob
/away with ye foul anime team rocket is all you are good for
Bex: So the tram car we took to get to Silent Hill has left without us.
Bex: After delivering us to Silent Hill.
Puck: oh dear
Bex: Sunlight in Silent Hill confuses and astonishes me.
Puck: o.o
Bex: ... and we meet a tour-guide.
Puck: .....RUN.
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