I'm not going to run for Northern-subregional Officer. Not this year anyway.

only in america:
1)is there brail on drive through ATMs
2)health teachers smoke
3)people color beer green and think there irish
4)a 4th grader can be smarter then the president
5)peace be suported while at war
6)people sue fast food resturants for being fat
7)cookie monster tells kids not to eat cookies.

how dose everyone like my new journal?